December 2010
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Simply a casual conversation I had with my dear friend Mat about pubes. I think a true friend is one that you can discuss your pube-grooming habits with honestly, without skipping a beat.
“Cleaned shaved or trimmed?”
“I assume you are talking about pubes, yes? Not beards?”
“Yes, pubes, of course”.
“On dudes; trimmed. For sure. Clean shaved is too...
“Really? You thought ghetto fabulous might be medically relevant?”
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I could never be a housewife.
I feel the need to belong to the workforce. When I come home from work, and there is that 2-4 hour period that the house is empty, I spiral into ridiculous and highly temporary state of depression, that only really lifts when I see another human. I suppose its one thing to be in a empty dorm room (however depressing in it’s own way). But an empty house, I...
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Pale Doll.
Pale doll, it an honour to be shown around your lovely little house, full of the prettiest little surprises. Your hair a soft golden crown, a flurry as you run, leading me in a fast frenzy, your hand in mine, pull me along, through the narrow halls, lit with white candles, glowing windows lined with lights on strings, I’m careful not to step on the trail of flowers that fall from your...
“I look calm. But in my head, I’ve murdered you at least three times.”
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