January 2011
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There comes a time
when its not ‘what the fuck is wrong with everyone else?’
its
‘what the fuck is wrong with you?’
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When people lie to your face and you know the...
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How I feel when I'm trying to hang out with my...
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In the bars, the black cars, In the red lined rooms amongst the smoke that circles in and around the people who laugh and talk and say nothing In the minds of the lovers that come here to drink to see things a little different, to not think,
If only for tonight, we cling to our glasses And stare out to the lights across this city from the window atop this place, amidst the blank faces that...
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What you say and what I hear.
You say: I have the cutest playboy necklace, hehe!
I hear: I receive pearl necklaces from 5 different dudes on a rotating basis.
You say: My horse is the biggest sweetheart on the planet.
I hear: My horse shits like you wouldn’t believe and will attempt to murder you when I force you to ride her.
You say: How do you find 55% of 80?
I hear: I never made it past 4th grade.
You say: I...
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The sort of tourist.
Me: I'm lost.
Petrol attendant: Ok. What are you looking for?
Me: My house.
Petrol attendant: What?
Me: Um, nevermind. 5th street.
Petrol attendant: Oooh, ok, turn left at the robot, then you'll see it.
Me: Left?
Petrol attendant: Do you live around here?
Me: Yes. No. I don't know. I can't find my house.
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WTF happened to the Olsen twins? Besides being inspiration for girls who don’t eat (not that we are looking at you, Mary Kate..) but really, did they just get sucked into an abyss of cocaine and bad fashion?
Fuck bitches, get money. They did the ladder. Perhaps they are working on the former?
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“He kissed me til the morning light.”
So I was contemplating (actually crying while looking terrible, but beside the point) and thinking of leaving this beautiful place, this beautiful person, everything I love in myself while I’m here; I’m strong, I’m brave, I smart… I realized, sorry, what the fuck are you doing? You can’t do this. You can’t do this. You cannot. do. this. Ever.
I’ve got...